...Somehow I run into the craziest things. This is just an example of this week's run-in.
Dear Man Walking Down the Street While Reading a Giant Encyclopedia,
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? I am in shock. Sir, I had to stop the Jetta and watch this madness happening in front of me. True, Minneapolis is known for it's cooky and sometimes questionable behavior, but you have really outdone it. Bravo!
I shan't hate on you very long. Actually there are a few things you are to be commended for, my friend. Firstly, pure arm strength. What gumption you have to carry that giant encyclopedia down the street whilst doing a little, shall I say "light" reading? Not only are you a wise, wise man, but you must spend some time at the gym to have guns like those. Uh-oh...Bravo!
Secondly, your thirst for knowledge is inspiring, young buck. When I was a student in my schooling days, my studies tended to cease the moment my little feet hit the pavement outside of my education facility, but clearly that is not the case for you! No, no...you are a life-long learner, with a thirst for knowledge like a camel in heat. You shan't be confined by the limits of a classroom wall, no, you will bravely march into traffic with your head in a book larger than your head. Carry on bravely, and make sure you look both ways!
Bravo! Kudos! Cheers!