Dear THE PEOPLE THE WRITE THE SIGNS IN THE WOLF AREA OF THE ZOO,
You guys are comedy gold. Seriously. Someone call Stephen Colbert and John Stewart and tell them that they MUST have you geniuses write for them. Don't know what I'm talking about? Seriously? You have NO idea what I am talking about.
Ok, ok..what about this little sign that you posted?
Do you see the comedic value in this drawing at all, Wolf sketch artists?
There is comedy in here. Childish comedy? Perhaps, but comedy nonetheless. You see, the snarling wolf face, labeled as "aggressive", behind the erect tail of another wolf, labeled "dominant", presents a sort of "A+B= Inappropriate wolf sex sketch" sort of comedy. With his wrinkled nose and exposed teeth, that aggressive wolf is truly ready to pounce on that other wolf's naughty bits. There is comedy there. See it. Embrace it. Love it.
Amateurs would have stopped at one sign, but you guys are no spring chickens! No, you took this opportunity to post another little gem!
Seriously guys...THIS is what you drew for wolf submission? That wolf is on her back with a smile on her face..that smile was clearly drawn on there by you, the artists. Do wolves smile like that when they are ready to give it up and do the deed? Perhaps they do, I am no wolf-ologist...but methinks they keep their gentle wolf faces clear from any smiling action. The addition on a wolf smile? Comic gold.
Finally, you comedic geniuses know the rule of three. 1, 2, BAM! You know how to leave us laughing! And so, you left us with this ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY piece of artwork....
THE ANAL SNIFF.
Wow. You really know how to keep me giggling through the day, you saucy minxes, you. As if the words "Anal Sniff" didn't create a detailed enough picture in my mind, you took this opportunity to sketch it out for me! Thank you. Thank you SO much.
You guys....are awesome. You are truly educating the world, but not in wolf facts...rather, you are educating in the art of comedy.