Woopsie poopsie, I haven't blogged in a while.
Many people may be wondering where the eff I've been the last few weeks?
Well, kittens--don't you worry your pretty little heads about it because I AM BACK and READY FOR SOME BLOGGIN'! WOO!
Alright, for the month of December I have decided to dedicate some of my Open Letters to Christmas songs! (My favorite songs of all!)
Let's dive into the snow head first, eh?
"I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS"
(The Cheetah Girls from their album "Cheetah-licious Christmas"...obviously)
Dear The Girl Who Saw Her Mother Kissing Santa,
Wow, you really want to break up Santa's marriage, don't you? Maybe you don't understand the gravity of your choices, little girl. Not only did you snoop on your Mother, but then you wrote a hit song exposing the dirty laundry of a very well-known and respected man.
Snooping isn't a crime, but it will land you on the Naughty List. You know what else will land you on the Naughty List? Ending Santa's marriage, that's what. Next time you creep down the stairs to have a peek, you better be prepared for Mrs. Claus to be there with a big Christmas bag of whoop-ass for you. Don't say I didn't tell ya so!