Wednesday, September 8, 2010

An Open Letter to...THE BLOG READER WHO FOUND ME BY LOOKING UP GAYBLEACH.COM ON THE INTERNET!

There's this really nifty gadget on this blog. It allows me to track things like how many people read the blog a day, what entries are most popular, how popular I am in different countries, and how people even find my blog to begin with. I'm fascinated by this little gadget. If you ever need an ego boost and a good reason to use proper punctuation and spelling in your blog, this little gadget will do it for you. Not only is it shocking to see just HOW many people read this crap a day (it's a crazy number...I don't want to sound like a snob, but it's a number I didn't even know I could count to), but I stumbled across one of the most concerning things in my entire life.

According to the gadget, the majority of people that read my blog have found it via Facebook or Twitter. Many people use Google searches to find my little blog. I wasn't surprised when I saw people found me by typing in "Madde's Blog" or even "Madde + Dating + Unicorns", but what did surprise me was the person who found my blog by typing into Google (I kid you not on this one)....."Gay Bleach. com". I now present to you an open letter to...THE BLOG READER WHO FOUND ME BY LOOKING UP GAYBLEACH.COM ON THE INTERNET!









Dear THE BLOG READER WHO FOUND ME BY LOOKING UP GAYBLEACH.COM ON THE INTERNET, 

Well this is surely not what you intended on reading! What a magical place the internet is that it would send you to me, when you were clearly searching for....well, I guess...umm...gay bleach?

I don't mean to sound ignorant, Reader, but what exactly is...gay bleach? I have chosen not to google it myself, for fear that it would forever stay in my computer's history and someone might find it and pass judgement on me. I hope you know this is NOT a judgement on your reading materials, Reader! Never would I pass judgement on such a loyal reader such as yourself! 

My mind wanders when the subject of this gay bleach comes up. What is it? What is it used for? Perhaps it is a cleaning solution you are seeking out to rid yourself of your homosexuality. If so, I strongly suggest you reconsider this! You are beautiful the way you are! NEVER rid yourself of your beautiful qualities. EVER. This blog is strongly supported by the homosexual community that thinks I'm mildly amusing, so I shant lose you as one of them!  

Perhaps this gay bleach is something one uses in their hair to lighten the color to an extra gay blonde. If so, I have been using gay bleach (disguised as peroxide) myself for quite sometime! What joy! We have something in common, Reader! YAY! High Kicks! Glitter! SMILE PARTY!

At the end of the day, Reader, whatever gay bleach is and however the internet thought it was related to my blog, I'm glad it brought us together! Truly. Madly. Deeply. Gay Bleachly. 

xo,

Me

2 comments:

  1. This is the best thing I've ever read. Love this blog. XOXO

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