I'm your MenWomenegimin girl.
...Are you tired of toxic men in your life?
...do you poop at parties?
For only 32 easy payments of $9.99, you can get rid of those toxic gentlemen callers who have ruined your day....every day for 3-4 months.
"But MenWomenegimin Girl, what if I've already TRIED getting rid of those dudes from my life?"
Thanks for asking, image of a grumpy girl I found on Google Images!
A lot of people ask me this question. MenWomenegimin is our patented* "MAN CLEANSE".
We all have these men in our lives that we can't shake. The ones who called us "pretty adorable" once, so we keep running back to them in hopes that they will say it again. Or even in more serious cases, the ones who we drunkenly made out with some unfortunate evening, and despite their new girlfriend they still call us to "hang" every once and awhile.
I bet you didn't know that you rid yourself of your need to constantly text this person, or go out for drinks with them on a Tuesday night because they are "bored and had nothing better to do than to call you."
....BUT YOU CAN!
MenWomenegimin works in 3 easy steps:
1. Pour our Man Cleanse liquid into a chilled cocktail glass, fill to brim with vodka.
2. Sip. Sip some more. Get a straw and sip til the last drop is gone.
3. This is where the magic of MenWomenegimin really works...
Suddenly your mind will cause you to do the following:
*Delete toxic male numbers from your phone.
(This will allow you to never feel the need to text him again. Also, when he calls you you are able to do your coy "Oh, hey..sorry..umm..don't know who this is? Who is this?")
*Your eyes will open to all the NICE dudes in the room.
*Dance. You will just want to dance all the time. You are at your most attractive when dancing. You're welcome.
Never feel the grump caused by toxic men again.
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