Dear MYSELF: A GIRL WHO LEAVES BANANAS IN HER CAR,
Self, why would you leave a banana in the back seat of the Jetta? That's not a proper place for a banana! Banana's belong in banana hammocks, not Jettas! I know you were intending on eating it later if you needed a snack, but really....the back seat of the Jetta is probs not the wisest place.
Self, I don't want to be too hard on you, but logic really isn't your strong suit, is it? You see, you live in a state that has all four seasons. This season is spring..do you know what happens in spring, self? Spring is a time in which the sun shines a lot. You know how they tell you to not keep babies in your car? Do you know why that is? Because it gets hot and the babies skin will bruise like bananas, and then the babies will become mushy..and then you can't eat them love them.
So, self...practice logic. That's all I'm going to say. I love you. I love your need for potassium.